I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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