Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
