before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
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PIZZA AND ORGASMS
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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