So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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