I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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