her vagine was all disorganized.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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