I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
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All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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