You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
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Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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