just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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