He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
im having a threesome with these popsicles
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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