quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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