ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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