I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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