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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.

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(818): View more from California

I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar

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(732): View more from New Jersey

The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.

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(607): View more from New York

Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.

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(239): View more from Florida

You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.

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(770): View more from Georgia

I have to touch the horse lube. :-(

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