yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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