My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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