He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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