can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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