Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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