But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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