Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
