My friends, they love my intelligence
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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