Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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