I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i will never coherently bang her
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
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He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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