He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
