Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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