Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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