just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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