She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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