She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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