Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
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That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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