Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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