Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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