Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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