no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
