Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
