I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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