Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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