i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
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He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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