he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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