Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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