But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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