So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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