I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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