i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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