We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
