I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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