Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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