Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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