I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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