I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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