is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
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Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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