I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
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you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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