My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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