Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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