if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
How's work?
Spinning.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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