I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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